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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Prescription risk: Meds that could cause dementia - WFMZ.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Jenna Bush Hager Gets a Major Leslie Bibb-Inspired Hair Transformation on Live Television - instyle.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

California doctor to plead guilty to supplying Matthew Perry with ketamine - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

No way

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?